500 Round Machine Gun

This thing is bad ass!

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Cigarette Residue

This is pretty insane.

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Institute of Art

If I were to do it all over again I would definitely have submitted myself to an Art Institute right out of High School. I would love to just sit in a classroom and draw, learn, and draw some more. My big passion is digital art, it intrigues me.

Since I can’t go to an art institute, I will just have to find a way around my career path right now and take classes online or what not. I really should look into the matter but I have no idea where to start. 

State Inspection, Schmate inschmection!

Apparently my tags expired for my state inspection, which I am not use to having to do (for I legally reside in California), and the Military Police informed me that I can not be driving and shouldn’t be on the road until I have new tags.

I did some research and found out it costs $16 for an inspection, which isn’t bad, and the first thing that came to mind was “Damn, can this state do anything else to squeeze the money from everyone’s pocket?”

I had to park in visitor parking in a nearby apartment complex and walk in 38 degree weather onto base. What an adventure!

Fan for a Stomach

I was just thinking about when I was a kid. I use to think that we had a fan in our throats that cut up everything we swallowed and turned it into poop.

Boy was I dissappointed when I learned about human physiology and digestion. I would rather of had the fan.

Dude I totally miss you

Tenacious D cracks me the hell up sometimes. It reminds me of my friend Klimek because that’s all we listened to when we were still working together. This one’s for you Klimek.

Are tits the answer for a longer life?

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby it is. Here’s a tid bit of what the article had to say:

”Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man’s life by five years.

“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.” said Weatherby.”

Does this give me the right to make it obvious now? Extend your life for four to five years by staring at boobs? It seems far-fetched but makes sense in certain aspects. Arousal does in fact increase your heart rate and when the heart rate is increased it’s in a state of working; pumping blood faster and oxygenating blood sooner. So I can see how it works but does it work to the extent of what the study claims? I don’t know I’m gonna have to keep looking at tits… I will find out soon enough.

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