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Wednesday
Feb242010

Pick up my stick and follow the railroad

I think it's time to get the hell out of here. A new group came and as far as I can tell they are prissier than prissy and it doesn't do the medical field any justice because we already have a stigma attached to us for being whiny and demanding. Who the hell goes on deployment and before introducing themselves to any of their turn-overs asks "Where is my office?"

Listen asshole, I don't know if you realized this but... YOU ARE ON DEPLOYMENT. Holy shit... uhhh I'm not getting an office then? Apparently you don't understand.... how about you gauge the seriousness of the reason you are here and understand that kids half your age are dying without a chance to start their lives. When you are able to ring the blood out of your uniform in trying your god forsaken hardest to make sure Jimmy goes home and is able to make it up to piss on his own, that, SIR, is when you will understand that your f*ckin coffee maker doesn't mean shit to anyone. Screw your office space and you along with it. What's the matter, are you concerned that you won't be able to check your bank statements while you are at work? You want to make sure you are making the extra money for putting your life in danger? You prissy bitch, you don't deserve a god damn thing if you are coming in here puffing your chest out and explaining to the guys who have been here how you have done so and so your entire career and.. "Hey you, get me my coffee... extra sugar because I can't stand bitter... it has an undesirable after tase." What's next? Demand that I order a pedicure superset and get a working party to ensure your feet are at an impeccable status at all given times?

Let me get right on that sir and by the way sir would you like to me wipe your mouth while you eat? That is if our dining facilities are up to your standards of course.

People like this never cease to amaze me, what just because you are a doctor you want a red carpet rolled out wherever you go? This guy is in for a rough time if that's how it is.

Reader Comments (1)

Hey, Shane! Poetically scathing, derisive and justified! You remind me of a time past for civil discourse and voiced sensibilities. The indignation of uncontested entitlement & smug self-importance over several generations deserves nothing short of a class action, pre-emptive strike to bloated, diseased egos--they never see the error of their ways,non?What weapon of choice do you choose to dispense the final blow, my liege? Billeting in the Romanian barracks?, "Man-Love Thursday" Reality-Enemas from the TCNs in Sodomite Sector?......;-)

March 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnton-"The Maad Man"

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