Friends? Only for $1,000 though. Cool?

What kind of friend gathers the fucking gall to ask a deployed friend, which by the way sleeps in cold weather in nothing than a sleeping bag, gets shot at, sees comrades die, eats MRE's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and deals with all the surreal realities of war, for a $1,000 so that the friend can purchase a car in the states? Are you kidding me asshole?

Sure mother fucker, take my money to endorse your needs. I am a good friend but there is a line and it doesn't start with your needs but, don't worry, I will stay over here, in Satan's playground, defending you and earn my money that apparently means as little as shit to you. Just because you want to ride to your girlfriends house with a fucking sun roof and power windows I will totally let you borrow my blood soaked money. Just make sure you ring it out before you hand it over to the liar who just wants your signature. "Sure, I'll pay you back bro...." eventually.... Fuck off.