Take cover!

Okay nothing can ruin a good relaxing state of mind, body, and soul and what I mean by that is laying down in my bivvie sac playing my PSP in a quiet room with no worries in the world, just midless button mashing and bright color observations to keep me temporarily entertained. Let's call this a state: volunteer de comotose. Anyway, lovely day right? Sounds good, looks good, even feels good.

Not a worry in the world until a peircing siren pisses in your cheerios followed by a muffled thud and explosives in the near distance. I am talking about mortar fire and yes it fucked my volunteered de comotose up. I will not use this bombing in vain as it did rough some people up but they are okay. How about you show your fucking face Mr. Muhammad Bearded Ballsac? Then see what happens.

Regardless, it is a time of war, this stuff happens, luckily we have good systems in place. Just lets the new guys know that this shit's real.